10 BEST FUNNY LOVE QUOTES TO SPICE UP YOUR RELATIONSHIP

Some say that funny is the new romantic. Your humor can attract anyone around you. If you are in a relationship, you can spice it up with some of these very funny but attractive quotes ever.

Love is a two-way street constantly under construction.    

-Carroll Bryant

A man in love is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.

-Zsa Zsa Gabor

Love thy neighbor, just watch out for the husband

-Anonymous

Love is the only kind of fire which is never covered by insurance.    

-Anonymous

I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?    

-Jean Illsley Clarke

An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.    

-Agatha Christie

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen.

-Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener    

-Pauline Thomason

I had a dream that I still loved you...I think I woke up screaming.    

-Christine

Love is fun but, it is not going to pay the bills.    

-Jessica Martin

These quotes will surely make her fall in love with you again and again.

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